1. suckmyvertical:

    fucking cuddle with me you bitch

    (via whatslifewithoutadick)

  2. hotboyproblems:

    its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all

    (via illwriteyournameonabullet)

  3. letlovebetheanswer:

    I can’t get over my new hair!

    (Source: letlovebetheanswer, via illwriteyournameonabullet)

  4. transhumanisticpanspermia:

    failmacaw:

    nightmargin:

    W E L C O M E

    B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

    these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

    (via reapergrellsutcliff)

    An elf and a dwarf.

    (Source: balerion, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

  5. "You had this expression on your face, like you weren’t quite sure you were supposed to be on Earth."

    Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via larmoyante)

    (via illwriteyournameonabullet)

  6. punkrockbetty:

    I need those tights

    (Source: rach1186, via illwriteyournameonabullet)

  7. (via thel4stsnow)

  8. c1rcasurvive:

    Oh this.

  9. kurovoid:

    seduce-me-if-you-can:

    Seduce me❤

    Don’t self promo on my Photographs, please. 

    (via dont-call-it-screamo)

  10. (Source: satanscupcake, via luke-slaughter)